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"It's a rocket ship that you use to break up mediators."
Meteors?
"NO! It breaks up mediators!"
Seems a bit counter-productive, but I suppose it would work...
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Laurianna helped me make butter this last week and I was explaining what we needed to do.
Me: "First, we have to whip the butter."
L: "Whip the cream? You mean we have to SPANK it?"