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Z: No, it's root beard!
M: Root BEER, Zachary. BEER, not beard!
Z: No - it's root beard, because when you drink it, the foamy stuff gets on your chin and gives you a BEARD!
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The girls were playing dolls in their room one morning and I listened in to the conversation their dolls were having after I heard the 'marriage' topic:
L: Will you marry him?
M: Marry him? No, I couldn't. I just met him....besides, I don't want to marry a man that stinks.
{Hygiene is important even in the doll-world}
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Zachary heard the term 'tree hugger' somewhere and he was sitting at the table talking to himself one day:
"Tree hugger. Why would you want to hug a tree anyway?"
Just cracked me up because you could almost see the little wheels turning in his head and trying to wrap his brain around the saying.