Tuesday, July 21, 2009

A Blister is Coming

While we were driving to visit Rick's family, Laurianna made a list of all 50 states so she could check off license plates as we passed them. Some of the spellings made us laugh a little later:

Misagon
Road Island
Meriland
Tenissie
Pensillvania
Louiseanna
Missury
Arkansaw
Cansas
Cuntuky (it's that whole K comes before...)
Minisoda
Whyoewme
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We visited Rick's grandmother, who is almost 101, this last week. She recently had a heart attack and has been having a difficult recovery. We knew she would look the same when we visited, so before going into her apartment, we read the kids the riot act about questions to avoid {ahem...Zachary}. I.e. 'Are you going to die? When are you going to die?', etc...

Zachary agreed and said he understood.

We all sat down to talk to Great-Grandma and first thing out of Zachary's mouth?

"You don't look like you're going to die."

Technically, he didn't ask a question...

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Zachary walked up to me the other day and asked, "So. Do all girls have milkers? And when you drink milk, is that what comes out?"

Since I haven't nursed in almost 2 years now...this was completely out of the blue. And hysterical to boot!

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We had some rainy weather while on vacation. When we were driving, Zachary saw the very overcast skies and said, "I think there is a tornado coming."

We laughed and said it wasn't going to be a tornado.

He quickly responded, "Oh. It's probably just a blister then."

Head on over to Mary's at Not Before 7 for some more Tiny Talk Tuesday!!


11 comments:

  1. hehe the milkers.. been cracking up about that one since Saturday!

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  2. Kids are so funny aren't they? I loved the comment about the milkers! Thanks for sharing precious and funny memories!

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  3. Hey I'm from Arkansaw! Too cute!

    I am LOL!!! Do all girls have milkers? Hee hee

    Not a tornado...just a blister then! Halarious! Love it!

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  4. Oh. My. Goodness! That Zachary is a hoot! I'd definitely keep him around for comic relief.

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  5. I love that he said, she doesn't look like she's going to die. How does one respond to that? And the milkers was classic too!! What a cutie he is!

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  6. LOVE Whyoewme!!! That is a good one :)

    Milkers...that is one way of putting it.

    Happy TTT!

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  7. Those are all so cute and funny!

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  8. Oh my this kid has me cracking up...MILKERS? That's a good one. I love him already!!!! Love the g grandma comment too. And those stat spellings are priceless...why aren't they spelled that way anyhow? It sure would make things easier for us all!!!

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  9. I graduated from a performing art school, I must have missed the lesson "K comes before..."
    I'll have to look that up :)
    Too cute!
    In HIS love
    Leah

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  10. LOL! All of that is funny. I love the spelling!

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