Misagon
Road Island
Meriland
Tenissie
Pensillvania
Louiseanna
Missury
Arkansaw
Cansas
Cuntuky (it's that whole K comes before...)
Minisoda
Whyoewme
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We visited Rick's grandmother, who is almost 101, this last week. She recently had a heart attack and has been having a difficult recovery. We knew she would look the same when we visited, so before going into her apartment, we read the kids the riot act about questions to avoid {ahem...Zachary}. I.e. 'Are you going to die? When are you going to die?', etc...
Zachary agreed and said he understood.
We all sat down to talk to Great-Grandma and first thing out of Zachary's mouth?
"You don't look like you're going to die."
Technically, he didn't ask a question...
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Zachary walked up to me the other day and asked, "So. Do all girls have milkers? And when you drink milk, is that what comes out?"
Since I haven't nursed in almost 2 years now...this was completely out of the blue. And hysterical to boot!
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We had some rainy weather while on vacation. When we were driving, Zachary saw the very overcast skies and said, "I think there is a tornado coming."
We laughed and said it wasn't going to be a tornado.
He quickly responded, "Oh. It's probably just a blister then."
hehe the milkers.. been cracking up about that one since Saturday!
ReplyDeleteThat is too cute!
ReplyDeleteKids are so funny aren't they? I loved the comment about the milkers! Thanks for sharing precious and funny memories!
ReplyDeleteHey I'm from Arkansaw! Too cute!
ReplyDeleteI am LOL!!! Do all girls have milkers? Hee hee
Not a tornado...just a blister then! Halarious! Love it!
Oh. My. Goodness! That Zachary is a hoot! I'd definitely keep him around for comic relief.
ReplyDeleteI love that he said, she doesn't look like she's going to die. How does one respond to that? And the milkers was classic too!! What a cutie he is!
ReplyDeleteLOVE Whyoewme!!! That is a good one :)
ReplyDeleteMilkers...that is one way of putting it.
Happy TTT!
Those are all so cute and funny!
ReplyDeleteOh my this kid has me cracking up...MILKERS? That's a good one. I love him already!!!! Love the g grandma comment too. And those stat spellings are priceless...why aren't they spelled that way anyhow? It sure would make things easier for us all!!!
ReplyDeleteI graduated from a performing art school, I must have missed the lesson "K comes before..."
ReplyDeleteI'll have to look that up :)
Too cute!
In HIS love
Leah
LOL! All of that is funny. I love the spelling!
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