Ten Google Searches Leading to My Blog

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If you want to know how to best search the internet and land on my blog, here are some of the top phrases googled that directed people here. Sad, but true.

1. The 8th Dwarf ~ I hate to tell you, but there were only 7 of them. Walt Disney would be ashamed to hear you ask if there even were eight. But I'll let you in on a little secret....there actually was that lesser known one that Zachary decided to name...


2. How to Get Sharpie Off a Desk ~ Sadly, I do know the answer to this one. And I can vouch for it actually working. I can also tell you that all of our Sharpies are now well hidden. In a place very high and much out of reach ~ even for me.
   


3. What Do They Fill Moats With? ~ I'm going to go out on a limb here and say 'WATER', but it could just be me. Come to think of it, McKenna was pretty sure for awhile that they filled them with chocolate milk. It's really a toss~up.
   


4. Scary Things to Watch ~ One would think it might be monster movies, but around here it's more like movies about rodents {and honestly, after the little scurrying creature on my floor the other night, I'm with my kids on this one}.
   


5. Bryan Adams nickname ~ really, I can't divulge that information. It's just between me and him...and I'll never tell.
   


6. 5 Little Monkeys ~ Sorry. No plans for a 5th one here. Four are plenty enough for me to handle right now.


7. Contraptions for Kids ~ Perhaps you were looking for something like this?
   
   
   


8. Lockdown ~ Probably not what you were looking for, but around here it's Fort Knox security for our medicine cabinet. Come to think of it, we probably should just put the Sharpies and our lighters in their too.


9. Frozen Pancakes ~ We cook extras to eat later, but apparently we don't feed our children enough so they resort to eating frozen food. Straight up from the freezer.


10. What are ordinary moments? ~ If you know the answer to this one, I'd love to know. Rest assured, the post I linked to is NOT one of them.