Friday, July 11, 2008

Forget Botox

You can forget those costly injections. My friend was kind enough to supply me with a one-time prescription for this great "pharmeceutical".





CONFECTIONER ONLY REMEDY: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHOCOHOLICS

Warning: May cause weight gain if used incorrectly

Directions: Simply break off the desired dosage and consume. You should quickly be overcome by stress-relieving endorphines and no longer concerned in the slightest about your wrinkles.

IMPORTANT: THIS PACKAGE IS PROTECTED BY A TAMPER-EVIDENT PAPER WRAP. IF SEAL IS BROKEN SUSPECT EVERYONE. BOCHOX CAN BE HABIT FORMING.

NOT TO BE TAKEN seriously.



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2 comments:

  1. Aimee FriedrichJuly 11, 2008 at 9:48 AM

    haha, my favorite medication. it does wonders.

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  2. Foxy5July 11, 2008 at 10:06 AM

    Thats funny.
    My Brother In Law has a family friend that is a Doctor. Years ago the Dr wrote my BIL a prescription for peach cobbler. It has unlimited refills and doesn't expire. He shows me the prescription every year on his birthday.
    Personally, I like chocolate better. :)

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